yay! a scooter offer..!!

well... a scooter could mean two things:

either an awesome retro vespa scooter!!


or...a mobility scooter for seniors:

well...the letter i received was... for the latter :'(
i'm not THAT old...am i?!?!?
and how am i getting these offers?!
i'm only 27!!

i'll admit tho... we had a good laugh..
this is quite funny (>_<)